In a misguided attempt to boost morale, our
company holds annual Wellness Days. To
me a Wellness Day should include massages from the Swedish Prime Minister,
pains au chocolate on demand and someone else cooking me a delicious meal.
However, their idea is to tell you that you
are obese (official), you don't eat enough vegetables or fruit and comment with
a suitably raised eyebrow, 'What do you mean you only drink water once a
month'?
Maybe we could find a middle ground?
