That's HRH to you

So we all know that you can be straight or gay or bi or he-she or she-he or transvestite or transgender or all of the above but, today, I heard a woman say she was trans-black. So basically, she was a black person born to white parents.

So I kinda figured out that if that is, in fact, a thing then I must be trans-princess. So, what this means, dear readers, is that I am actually a princess born into a life of advertising and, therefore, deserve a castle, some horses and loads of land upon which I can frolic. Oh, and possibly a tiara.

Just give me a ring when you're ready.

Thanks.