I get that dogs like to sniff every blade of grass and that it's irritating when you're trying to have a walk, but surely one sniff is enough to get the message. You know, like, "Oh, wow, Fluffy's pregnant again."
What I don't get is, "Oh. Wow!!!. Fluffy's pregnant again. Smells like 4th week and omigod with that German Shepherd from 26 - has she no class? Oh yes... some bacon for breakfast. And, what? Smells like she's been at the duck poo again too. And... wait ... is that multivitamins again? Ew... folic acid. What the.."
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Saturday, 1 July 2017
Friday, 14 September 2012
Dog Mail
Dogs.
They say that the sniffing is like them going to the post to get mail - more often than not in their case, tree mail. If that is the case, what are the messages they are receiving?
Sniff, sniff - poor Roger - high uric acid again I see.
Sniff, sniff - that Pebbles and her gall stones.
Sniff, sniff - crikey - Buster needs to see a vet.
Sniff, sniff - I can't believe that bitch Fifi is pregnant again!
Sniff, sniff - %$#@$% which idiot gave Monty asparagus?
They say that the sniffing is like them going to the post to get mail - more often than not in their case, tree mail. If that is the case, what are the messages they are receiving?
Sniff, sniff - poor Roger - high uric acid again I see.
Sniff, sniff - that Pebbles and her gall stones.
Sniff, sniff - crikey - Buster needs to see a vet.
Sniff, sniff - I can't believe that bitch Fifi is pregnant again!
Sniff, sniff - %$#@$% which idiot gave Monty asparagus?
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