There goes the neighbourhood

I recently repainted my room so I was sleeping in the spare room and using the other bathroom. On day two I happened to go into my bathroom to get something and discovered that a spider, perhaps the winner of the arachnid version of the Darwin Award, had built a web across the loo.

I know it probably thought to itself, 'Hey, check this out! Quiet, great view of the basin, private pool, super easy to work on - love the colour... it's gonna be easy pickings.'

But can you imagine the size of all eight of that spider's eyes if I had wandered through half asleep in the middle of the night and it looked up. 

Talk about getting more than you bargained. Way more.