Mother: Oh darling, your Oros seems to be off! I do wish you wouldn't let your stuff go bad, it's such a waste of money.
You: Oros can't go off...the tartrazine levels are such that it would survive a nuclear war... the cockroaches will be enjoying cold Oros in the apocolypse.
Mother: Well, it has... it's very bitter - you children are very wasteful.. oh wait I bought tonic water instead of soda."
You: Sigh.
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